Trump and Berlusconi: twins switched at birth?

Jason Gor­don

Perhaps she was clair­voyant when Rula Jebreal cal­led Donald Trump “America’s Sil­vio Ber­lu­sco­ni” in her 2015 Washing­ton Post opi­nion pie­ce. Jebreal used the word buf­foon to descri­be Italy’s lon­ge­st-ser­ving pri­me minister—a label not unfa­mi­liar to Trump critics.

Think about it. There’s no deny­ing that both Trump and Ber­lu­sco­ni are weal­thy dema­go­gues as fami­liar with the word ban­krupt­cy as they are with a shared, unw­rit­ten man­da­te to man­hand­le women.

But, twins switched at birth? A distinct possibility.

Dub­bed suc­ces­sful busi­ness­men on two con­ti­nen­ts, Trump and Ber­lu­sco­ni share a talent for exploi­ting voters, and whi­le there’s no fami­ly resem­blan­ce to speak of, they share enou­gh per­so­na­li­ty trai­ts to esta­blish a fami­lial link that has mana­ged to dri­ve per­fec­tly sane voters in Ita­ly and Ame­ri­ca to elect them to offi­ce. Iden­ti­cal pro­mi­ses add cre­den­ce to kin­ship: both swo­re to end grid­lock, halt eco­no­mic down­turn and assua­ge natio­nal fru­stra­tion. And each pro­mi­se was deli­ve­red from a gilt-encru­sted residence.

berlusconi_dellutri_anni_70_ora_è_finitaA young Sil­vio Berlusconi

True, the Ber­lu­sco­ni fami­ly name didn’t wind up on wine labels, steaks, bot­tled water or buildings—-but both men insi­st on making claims more belie­va­ble if they were thir­ty years youn­ger. “If I sleep for three hours,” said 72-year-old Ber­lu­sco­ni, “I have enou­gh ener­gy to make love for ano­ther three hours” . Donald Trump also claims that he needs only a few hours of sleep to take care of busi­ness. Name cal­ling? Miso­gy­ny? The bro­thers Trump and Ber­lu­sco­ni set com­pel­ling stan­dards in both are­nas. If a nasty, dista­ste­ful descrip­tor about women could be brought forth on the public sta­ge, they do so adroi­tly. Insul­ting women, howe­ver, may not top their talent for brag­ga­do­cio.

Show us the money, honey.

“I’ve made myself rich; I’ll make this coun­try rich. I am the best deal­ma­ker around, and I know the best busi­ness­men in the coun­try.” A recent Trump claim? Not qui­te. It came from the lips of Ber­lu­sco­ni via wri­ter Gui­do Mina di Sospi­ro who shared it on disinfo.com.

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Perhaps the most com­mon thread tying the­se flim-flam men toge­ther is their shared claim of being self-made tycoons. Ber­lu­sco­ni, who sang bal­lads on crui­se ships ear­ly in life, used his media career to start amas­sing wealth. Coin­ci­den­tal­ly, media made Donald Trump a hou­se­hold name with the launch of his rea­li­ty show, The Apprentice.

But wait! Look dee­per into Berlusconi’s back­ground and you will learn that he also made his bones as a real esta­te deve­lo­per who never met an anti-tru­st law he couldn’t try to break. The pair also share an aver­sion to mili­ta­ry ser­vi­ce, thou­gh the ridd­le here is how Ber­lu­sco­ni dan­ced around Italy’s com­pul­so­ry ser­vi­ce obligation.

Jour­na­li­st Roger Cohen found com­pa­ri­sons bet­ween Ber­lu­sco­ni and Trump so com­pel­ling, coi­ned the phra­se, The Trump-Ber­lu­sco­ni Syn­dro­me when wri­ting about the pair in The New York Times. Cohen refe­ren­ces Ale­xan­der Stil­le, a jour­na­li­st cove­ring Ber­lu­sco­ni throu­ghout his poli­ti­cal career.

Stille’s cau­tio­na­ry words, appea­ring on The Intercept.com, offers hope to mem­bers of the Demo­cra­tic Par­ty and disgu­sted Repu­bli­cans that Trump, too, will be brought down by scan­dal, just as his Ita­lian alter ego.

The signs are encou­ra­ging. Stil­le recalls Ber­lu­sco­ni posing for pho­tos besi­de his “friend” Vla­di­mir Putin at a press con­fe­ren­ce befo­re being boo­ted out of offi­ce. Is the­re a chan­ce the U.S. will expe­rien­ce déjà vu when Trump next gets up clo­se and per­so­nal with Putin? Could happen.

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Ame­ri­cans have short atten­tion spans. U.S. voters would never put up with Trump as the Ita­lians did for 17 years under Ber­lu­sco­ni. Trump fati­gue has alrea­dy begun to set in and Stil­le reminds rea­ders to keep in mind ano­ther com­mo­na­li­ty: “Ber­lu­sco­ni and Trump have a pen­chant for self-destruction.”

Good point. One that’s worth pon­de­ring repea­ted­ly in the days and weeks ahead.

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